Wednesday, 15 December 2021

Barefoot or stocking worship?

Us Elves have worked very hard this Christmas. That means my elves stocking have gotten very sweaty, smelly, wet stinky stockings.
You know what to do. Lay on the ground and I'll squash you with my foot. Suck my stockings clean, suck all that sweaty goodness out and niff that stench.
I'll take one stocking off so you can worship one barefoot and one stocking covered foot. 
Which do you prefer? Stinky sweaty soles or smelly sweaty socks?